UCSC Stand-Up Comedy 2009: Menstruation and Hippie Theater.

I work five hours every night on wardrobe duty for "Moving Voices", a UCSC production that is the epitome of all things hippie and pointless. The show itself is a cast of people moving about on stage, doing some kind of activity like hugging a ... What that means for the rest of you is that I've recently developed the urge to strap a couple of homemade explosive devices to my chest and sprint through the doors of a shopping mall and scream "DIE, YOU DISGUSTING CONSUMERIST ...