Mark my words: It's almost here

They should write this into the wedding vows â€" “Do you promise to love, honor, obey, and never try to drag your husband to a shopping mall?” The people who work in retail stores must go insane in December. Not only from the big crowds and frantic shoppers, but from the incessant Christmas music that every store feels it must play 24 hours a day. I was in one store and “Frosty the Snowman” was playing the whole time, in Spanish. It's irritating enough in English. ...